» Top 10 Signs Your Dog Is More Intelligent Than You
Top 10 Signs Your Dog Is More Intelligent Than You
- Neighbors complain about loud music and howling coming from your apartment in the middle of the day.
- You find mysterious sculpture of a human (who looks strikingly like you) on a leash in your living room.
- Ice floating in toilet water.
- Neighborhood cats bring dog treats to your doorstep.
- Friends swear they’ve seen your car at the local meat-processing plant.
- You can never find the leftovers.
- The remote is covered with slobber, and the TV was left on The Nature Channel.
- The dog doesn’t lick itself anymore… now it’s the cat’s job.
- Mensa mailings addressed to “Rover”.
- Your apartment keys no longer work.
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