How Dogs and Men are the Same
Both take up too much space on the bed.
Both have irrational fears about vacuum cleaning.
Both mark their territory.
Neither tells you what’s bothering them.
The smaller ones tend to be more nervous.
Both have an inordinate fascination with women’s crotches.
Neither does any dishes.
Both fart shamelessly.
Neither of them notice when you get your hair cut.
Both like dominance games.
Both are suspicious of the postman.
Neither understands what you see in cats.
If you like to add to “How Dogs and Men are the Same” ,
Please leave a comment and I will add it to the list.
April 18th, 2011 at 1:41 pm
they only care for the smell that others make, though they ignore their own.
April 19th, 2011 at 9:15 pm
lol, true
July 19th, 2011 at 9:35 pm
They both want to eat and sleep all day
July 23rd, 2011 at 10:45 pm
lol, I’ll have to add that one to the list
November 21st, 2013 at 5:30 pm
Some dogs and men have to be forced to take a bath!