I went into my mom’s purse while she was asleep and ate a tube of bright red lipstick and chewed up 3 $1 bills.

I knock over the neighbors kids and hump them. I should be registered sex offender.

I ate 5 hot dogs, 3 bratwurst and broke a lamp trying to get away.

I ate mom’s taxes on April 14th!

When you gotta go, you gotta go!

Skunks are not friends! No they’re not.

They usually don’t.

Not once but twice