I’m so cool, ice cubes are jealous

That’s one cool dog!

Rating 3.71 out of 5
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So close, yet so far

A couple of inches taller and he’d have it

Rating 3.00 out of 5
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Once a neighborhood tough guy…

Age will always catch up to you. 🙂

Rating 4.29 out of 5
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The rules have just changed

Are you going to tell him he can’t change the rules?

Rating 4.50 out of 5
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Sometimes you need to be more direct

Rating 3.00 out of 5
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I used to be faster than a speeding bullet

All good things must come to an end

Rating 4.14 out of 5
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Note to new dog:

Naw, they just need a bigger door.

Rating 4.60 out of 5
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Kitty lied… mud not taste like chocolate cake

Seems like cats are always misleading dogs 🙂

Rating 3.40 out of 5
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Oh boy… a puppy

Sometimes life is a real bummer

Rating 4.10 out of 5
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Yes, I marked my spot…

Rating 4.44 out of 5
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Wud you wears ’em

Good point

Rating 4.00 out of 5
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Sam was always taking things to the extreme

Some dogs just can’t do things small 🙂

Rating 4.62 out of 5
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What!, No Cake?

It’s just not the same without a cake

Rating 4.00 out of 5
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It just exploded!

I don’t think they’ll buy it.

Rating 3.67 out of 5
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You’ve got to ask yourself one question

Well, do ya?

Rating 4.29 out of 5
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